I do not know if it is a clever ploy of people who drive to not carry insurance. Try southern California. maxfortu for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ else output += unescape(l[i]); I agree with most of it, however i personally, always try to find the positives and disregard the negative aspect of living in Miami/Miami Beach. says: This is hilarious!!! Look around you! Open your eyes Matt, talk w/ people who are having time of their life living here and write another article 100 things to have a blast in Miami (not counting clubbing, drugs, Ocean Dr restaurants etc). I still didnt believe. says: I was born in Miami in the 70s.grew up therefamily ran two major businesses there . They certainly are slow stragglers. iLOVEMIAMI else output += unescape(l[i]); President Carter was the one who allowed Miami to become the sewer it is today by allowing the Mariel boatlift Cubans Card Blanche which continued until the Clinton administration. says: vegadaly love I agree with you and wish I could also move back. This is one of those cities where a family of 10 packs into a tiny 1 bedroom apartment because the cost of living is so high. The cost of living is outrageous, our priorities as a city are all wrong - sure we have a new stadium but the roads are going to crap and our schools are underfunded. var l=new Array(); (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) I have seen this same negative phenomenon in other parts of the U.S. Its a game of musical chairs with good jobs that transcends any regional problem in Miami or any other U.S. city. Please go back to were you came from , because the truth is that you are also a product of some kind of immigrant, from somewhere in the world. And the list can be used all over the USA. Miami doesnt need any of you or your trash talk. says: I absolutely LOVE this article, and having lived seven years in Miami before I was able to make my escape, I can say the one good thing about Miami is when you can only see it in your rear view mirror. I decided to get help. When I moved back recently, it was such a culture shock to be standing in an aisle in Publix and have somebody body-check me as they walked by; without excusing them self or apologizing. Anyone who believes blanket statements about an entire city is the dummy. I neither curse nor do I write paeans about this town..whether or not it espouses the virtues of a place world-class means a shits bit of difference. Miami is a beautiful city and I would move back there in a second if I could. Early- they were 20 minutes LATE. And I fully agree with the observations listed. I love Miami until I die. Good luck to anyone who doesnt heed these tongue-in-cheek warnings about my home town. // says: I dont care where youre from, Miami is filled with morons. NI LOCO!! Press J to jump to the feed. The first things anyone from a real city will notice is people are dumber, lazier and ruder in general compared to most other cities. This is why multiculturalism has failed in Europe with middle easterners,and this is why multiculturalism is failing in America with Latins. But Americans have an expression that says A Hit Dog Will Holler. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Practically every country in South and Central American and the Caribbean is represented, and YES, they are all different in the their own way. But there are pockets of reliable, educated folks to build a decent social network. says: Hey moris carbella ur guy for hook up soft hard acid.lsd molly coke weed.just email me at . says: ..because they dont stand out there. I am SO thankful I grew up in suburban cities such as Houston, TX and in south Florida. Walk in south beech and you can easily find drugs. Its truly a horrible place now. No serious museum. Not only come back, the spell caster opened him up to know how much I loved and needed him. CJ Field The port of Miami, generates 140,000 jobs and generates over 18 billion dollars in revenue. Heres his contact: . var l=new Array(); for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Unless you group pepole together based only on their native language. WebMy definition of a douchebag is someone who goes around and thinks their morally better than someone else because they don't care as much about material things or how they Miami is good but full of douchebags. No one is trying to sell you anything, hence dont buy it. Since they dont believe in God but Santeria you cant imagine how low these people can fall. On top of that there is a lot of tourism from Europe, and all over the world! My company constantly makes endowments to some poor sectors of Miami in where Cubans are the poorest. says: Yeah this is really dumb something on this article may be true but then again some arent. you have actually the choice between pizza, burger, Hot dog and I guess thats it wonder why everyone is so fat. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Everything is supposedly provided for them and theres not much of it. In fact, happy long-term social survival in Miami Yes.South Americans are unique . This is an example of how far too many Latino immigrants and their children are outside the loop of mainstream America. is all the same? WebKubicki Draper is a full-service law firm founded in 1963 providing trial, appellate, coverage, commercial and real estate transaction services. The rest of it is swamp and mosquito infested garbage. Am I right or am I right? I dont see too many Cuban gals spurning money on Aventura mall. Dapper Laughs: laddish banter banned from Cardiff Uni At all. Miami is an exercise in regression and a supreme demonstration of what happens when you dumb down a major city of millions. Such a beautifully sunny place ruined by all these shady people. Your argument is invalid. Americanguy I spent 20 years in Miami. Everyone is entitled to their opinions but it is sad that many in the White, Anglo Saxon community have not yet realized that everyone is equal. THE ONLY MAN YOU CAN ACTUALLY TRUST ON SPELL IS DR MALAIKA HIS EMAIL IS . //--> I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Why dont people use turn signals here? Claiming people who migrate from other countries & those said immigrants trashing these states and filling it up with crime is ridiculous. If youre an English speaker, who doesnt know Spanish, and has an axe to grind against Hispanics, then youre going to hate Miami. Ive lived here all my life, have a Masters degree, speak 3 languages, drive like a bat out of hell, have been known to go to a club and yet I find this hilarious. However, I did notice one thing in all these 6 years living here. If youre not Latin, and you value education and enjoy real diversity (as in, people that speak anything other than Spanish) then this is NOT the place for you. This Cuban generation (20s-early 40s) that was born here seems to get it much better than the last, and their children will be completely Americanized. LOL. // Perhaps you should find a psychiatrist, because only someone suffering from a serious mental illness would come to Miami and only see Working crime, drugs and medicare fraud. They speak Cubanaso- the ebonics version. Over the years, South Beach has become less about big clubs where you can go and have fun and more about the VIP experience. Let me tell you this article is pretty spot on. Frank R. Sorry, but beautiful beaches alone is not enough to justify or overlook the SUPREME lack of integrity, rudeness, aggressiveness or ignorance that runs RAMPANT in Miami. says: the only good thing about miami is visiting for a little while., and then leaving! IT DOESNT SIMPLY EXIST! says: Article is funny, interesting with many true points but also misleading for many people who are really considering moving or living here. Even the private school kids are stupid. Wouldnt move back. Theres a give and take to living in paradise. Elisa Anyway, interesting column, and funny to see all the jackasses that dont know how to even spell getting angry about being called dumb. Perhaps you walked into a El Pollo Tropical in little havana? (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) NoPee4meRKelly Uneducated, unskilled nincompoops like you are forced to accept low wages. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. This is why Ive always wanted to move away from there and Florida in general. 7 [deleted] 3 yr. ago [removed] robbereyes 3 yr. ago We had Stuff is only funny if it is accurate. 1 out of every 5 license plates there now are from Jersey. Not sure about Miamians being the dumbest but since this city does not have the jobs or commerce (other than tourism) to attract more people like myself (formally educated in the northeast), it will never get more intellectual than it is. Salaries dont come close to cost of living Employers seem to think $30,000 a year is perfectly reasonable when a decent apartment costs a grand. Free $60 Account Today's Best Bet. I lived in Miami 15 years years, then moved a county north to Broward for the last 20 years. Art Bassell and the book fair back to back. But having seen the low level of civic involvement and poor government policy rampant in Miami, one has to ask if this acceptance is in fact part of the problem. [CDATA[ If you love insane traffic, frequent car accidents, hot humid weather, a high cost of living, a language barrier, low high school graduation rates, and total abject hopelessness then move to Miami. We have many intelligent people in Miami, people who read and laugh and want to be home with their loving parents something your cold and anti-family culture cant get. It IS called humor after all. And plenty of (unfortunate) truths!!! Cali girl if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; //Douche - Wikipedia var l=new Array(); This City wasnt built on anything substantial or sustainable and unless youre in it for the flash and/or for a quick buck Miami is poverty stricken at the Soul. } says: Wow!! Please consider the entire Gold Coast if you want to move to South Florida. var output = ''; var output = ''; Some people testified that he brought their Ex lover back, some testified that he restores womb, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and so on.There was one particular testimony I saw, it was about a woman called Erica,she testified about how papa dodo brought back her Ex lover in less than 72 hours and at the end of her testimony she drop papa dodo e-mail address. Excellent. It does NOT compare to the average major city- it is way below the curve. People are rude and fake and love to intimidate. There is much that I want to do when I move there. John Garcia says: Im Cuban-American, Im a Miami native, and thank you Matt Meltzer, for bursting the bubble of all these DIMSWITS who are hating on this board. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) var l=new Array(); HIS EMAIL CONTACT IS . Its the Gods honest truth. If you dont know spanish it is hard to live in miami. They came from a 3rd world banana republic, so to them, ignorant Miami is a paradise.. And they confine themselves to Miami because its dumb-friendly, and they feel normal there. 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About a month ago I decided to donate a large collection of my books in print (I have since converted to digital books) to the local library for young minds to enjoy and in doing so the librarian gave me the rudest look as if I was bothering him for donating my books to his library! Books & Books and various other smaller bookstores in Miami have amazing literary clubs and visiting authors. Thats different. You totally accept his Facebook friend request. Im sorry but English should be first except perhaps in a very ethnic hood. All outdoor sport activities like soccer, tennis, basketball, and boating, attending festivals. Eating healthy food is the main problem as when you stop a gas station for ex. (6) You want to be rich. JC Miami At least half of what you say is completely wrong. The job market is competitive and jobs are scarce, my rent will double and FPL will rape me month after month, but south Florida gets under your skin. contact him for your own help. Basically, I love Virginia, and will most likely come back, once I or if I ever have children. says: Moved to Miami 6 years ago and unfortunately have to admit that most of the content is spot on. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ 5. EVERYTHING stated here is true. I dont believe this article was based on a single group of people. youre just full of pupu. Tony writes: 0-for-2 there, Jules. [CDATA[ Its all about the way you say it Matt also dont worry the ones living negative comments are those who live here and are the ones who contribute in making maimi like hell.Fact being your not the only one who recieved improper comments from them when it comes to articles about miami. Oh and can someone remind those Latinas that their tight cheap polyester pants went out of style in the 80s! $100k/yr Therapist - Remote Job at Guideline Healthcare var output = ''; Brian C Miami HIS EMAIL CONTACT IS . Julia Become a member to support the independent voice of South Florida Sharks circling full of blood or something like that. var output = ''; Slice that turd off of the bottom of the state and let it float back to Cuba. We had some friends come to town (I live in Miami) who wanted the Miami Experience. } for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ angevil (18)Do you need help to win a lottery? Thanks, Ally. Seven years, five hurricanes, broad-sided by an Escalade, robbed twice, identity stolen twice, and burned out by the mean-spirited population was enough for me. 21. Everything and anything is possible in Miami. Well. Explain. Places like that are by rule reserved for real rich American whites and Jews the real SILENT owners of Miami. [CDATA[ But my preference has always been the N.Y.C. To help you with that task, we've prepared this guide to various kinds of douches you may know. We not only dont need the pittance cheap scum like you spend here.we have enough trash .dont need more. Most of the people that live here are bilingual to a good extent. Miami folks think class is flaunting material things you cant afford, and pretending to live a lifestyle above your means. All I know is that Im glad as you are that we cant run into each other on the internet. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Because to a spell caster called Chief Priest Amrosso I decided to try it reluctantly. says: Jobs are not scarce you just have to be there kind of people, that is the problem, they wont admit it but they discriminate. Nice weather? [CDATA[ Sure, it was funny, but it was also very true. Maye Its a douchebag. gave me a very huge joy because this details were not just useful but through DR EWAN my relationship that was heading to a break down was restored and i am proud to say it on this site that i have been successfully married to the man that i have always wanted to marry. Have you obtained and looked at the height data for every person in Miami? You dont like it it FUCK OFF and go back to CUBA or where you came from. If you like professional sports, you WILL enjoy South Florida, i.e. Will There are areas in Miami that do have potential and are much better than in the 90s. says: They say the people make the City. Miami Making Miami even more stressful is the long commute time, a high unemployment rate, and a high rate of divorce. After thirteen years in Miami I can understand what the writer is trying to state. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ 11- We A/C everything.- Yes idiot, because its HOT. Thats why, people form the USA, stay out of Miami! says: Anywhere in Georgia is far more American than Miami. Makes you itch, burn and shimmy. 27. Ricky He was right on, and the article was funny! You can come back to Miami whenever you want to. Also, having the ability to adapt to a certain culture has to have their rewards. says: I grew up in Jersey, back in the day, the town I grew up in had a mix of Cubans and Italians, yes, like the old school kind, that you only get to see In the old movies now. my friend (very fit normie black dude //
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